The return of Pretty Little Liars stirred up that Nancy Drew crime-solving fire in each of us that so long ago tired of the Mary Alice Young mystery. It wasn’t the most cutting edge, though ABC Family would like to believe so, but it was satisfying enough.
The second you are transported to the seemingly-quaint surroundings of Rosewood, Pennsylvania, you realize that this is a town unlike any other. Students engaging in sexual acts with faculty, incest, a looming murder of a middle schooler, and full-on family interventions? Normalcy, hardly.
Nerdy Lucas was overly nice, Mona lost her only saving grace of being Hanna’s defensive little dog, sneaky Noel Kahn was back at Rosewood Day, and now there’s a Jason Thing. The girls immediately started off on the wrong foot with their shrink, who decided to split them up. And forbid them from seeing each other. Yeah, let’s see that one pan out.
My favorite character, dark and moody Caleb, was shooed by Hanna in a short, vacuous scene and just lent more time to discussing Ian’s whereabouts. Dead? Alive? A? This show is providing itself with the uphill battle of not turning every twist and turn into previous plotlines. Toby, Alison, Jenna…
It’s strange the things that continue to fly under the radar in this show:
1. There shouldn’t be any leading designer stores in a town resembling Stars Hollow.
2. The girls’ parents are only around conveniently (hello – Spencer’s dad?) so it seems each sixteen-year-old girl owns her own 4 bedroom single family home.
3. The little one dresses like a prostitute. Is her wardrobe supposed to be described as trendy? Are booty shorts and thigh high boots trendy?
PLL‘s main downfall is that remarkable music is rarely offered, and on this premiere, they only presented a weak Christina Perri song for a weak assortment of scenes.
Mimi
You Know You Love Me, A
July 7, 2011 — MimiLet’s tie the last few episodes of Pretty Little Liars together and count the continuity issues!
Last week: Aria and Ezra indulged in a public makeout session in the parking lot of her high school where he just resigned. Thousands of PLL viewers melted in their seats.
This week: No mention of Ezra. Aria seemingly alone and later flirting with Jason di Laurentis. Did I miss the scene where they broke up? Was it buried somewhere beneath the passion?
Last week: Emily’s mom is extremely anti-gay. She is finding it very difficult to accept her daughter. She looks through an old box of crap and cries.
This week: Not only does she accept Emily but she’s inviting her girlfriend over for dinner. Who ends up in her bed. I’m seeing a pattern here, Em.
I’m not sure of the exact timeframe of this one, but I’m sure the actor playing Jason changed. And now the new Jason gets speaking lines, more intrigue, and more of a plotline.
This week the big mystery of Ian was solved when Melissa followed his text messages to find him dead in a barn. Must be a hard acting bit; he went from dead to dead. Way to go, A.
And that brings me to my biggest issue. A is someone residing in the tiny town of Rosewood, privately torturing and manipulating four girls. A is not Gossip Girl, a mystery blogger in the massive metropolis of NYC targeting a number of wealthy, pretentious families and exposing their scandals online. So when she sends the girls messages signed off XOXO, A? That’s a little much. Consider your competition, writers.
Mimi