Unfortunately, I am not like Oprah. I’m not giving away truckloads of free stuff for merely having an opinion. Sorry. But this is fun all the same.
I love when…
5. Heidi Montag brings her Heidiclones on talk-shows to show off her clothesline in Heidi-riffic fashion.
4. Another summer show like Wipeout, Celebrity Circus, or the Singing Office (or any of Joey’s other shows) premiere just to flop.
3. DeAnna says “you’re breakin’ ma heart.” This is such a regular occurance each episode that Rachael Ray is getting nervous and throwing in a few extra “yum-o”s any chance she gets. For example: “This, folks, is a handy-dandy car trashcan. Yum-o!”
2. Kathy Lee Gifford says something either a. racist b. snobby c. rude and insulting to everyone on the planet or d. all of the above; on an average day.
1. Stryker plays any Jackson 5 (Dancing Machine), Flo Rida (Low), No Doubt (Hella Good), or Madonna (4 Minutes). His limited playlists are better than the Marshmallow Game and, in turn, winning an iPod or a TiVo. Who else is glad DJ Johnny and his Sexyback are gone? I am! I am!
-Mimi