The 37th season premiere of Saturday Night Live proved itself to be less than sensational. With seasoned host Alec Baldwin and a handful of brand-new, weak skits, Lorne could have tried a little harder to please his audience. *ahem* Surprise face Seth Rogen doesn’t exactly make people jump out of their seats with excitement.
The political intro was predictable, the wittiest skit was Red Flag perfume, and Bill Hader was forced to play host for every fake show-within-the-show. SNL is no longer able to be clever [Alec taunts us with Shweddy Balls but no such luck]; it is merely bawdy and distasteful. Really, Who’s On Top?
Musical guest Radiohead oohed, aahed, and Coldplayed for the studio audience in a whimsical, underwhelming set but luckily they stayed awake for the comedy standby Weekend Update. Which brings me to my final point.
I am beginning to think that this generation’s SNL can’t stay alive without the help of Seth Meyers, Andy Samberg, and Justin Timberlake. And, let’s face it, Amy, Tina, and Jimmy all got out and were given their own shows. And Jimmy got his Ben & Jerry’s ice cream flavor first. Before you know it Andy Samberg will be co-hosting a raunchy morning show with Aziz Ansari.
This is present-day comedy, people.
Mimi
YES, Brought To You By The Upper Crust
September 27, 2011 — MimiOn the season premiere summer-to-fall transition episode of Gossip Girl, the word yes is as overworked as a runway show and 60% of the Upper East Side has moved to California. In the strangest twist, everyone’s new love interests have accents. Are we supposed to believe that Los Angeles and England are the same place or is one of the casting directors geographically challenged?
Blair wore some curtains and sent out wedding invitations for her syrupy new romance. Dopey Deroda took the fall for the pregnancy test and the teeming news will surely shriek like a tea kettle when she starts showing. Then again, this just might be the death of this show – Blair Spawn. We liked seeing Blair Waldorf torture girls in high school who were forced to sit lower on the steps. We don’t want to see her mommy and marry Prince Charming. Not when her alternatives are Chuck and Dan.
This episode featured the synth/techno explosion (and Electric Feel’s half-sibling) Houdini by Foster The People. Possibly three months too late, possibly right on time.
So, Dan Humphrey is silently pining for Blair’s love and attention and, oh yeah, the resurfacing of a couple con artists we don’t care about. Hmm. Sounds like Juliet all over again. Just other side plots to be brushed under the rug because Serena is wearing a giant necklace at the time.
But the one thing we have missed the most are of course Chuck Bass’ snippy one liners. Lecherous, cringe-worthy, but so fitting, here are a couple of the best:
(Regarding one of his sexual escapades) “If you hear anything crazy, it means I’m doing something right.”
“People like me don’t write books. We’re written about.”
And isn’t that the truth!
Mimi