I Want to S*** Your D***

Real World Portland 4/17

This is not something I would ordinarily post about. But in 28 seasons, I think this past week’s firecracker newcomer roommate might have made Real World history. Yes, it’s nothing for a roommate get to kicked out or get homesick and leave and, to keep viewership, they cast an even crazier, more over-the-top roommate to fill the spot. The girl who bowed out after one episode modeled for playboy, so the producers really needed to step it up.

Meet Nia from ATL who arrives in Portland taking names and bound to get her way. She instantly begins hearing rumors from the girls about their roommate (OK-native) Jordan and how much he provokes and torments them. Nia is up for the challenge. She tries to reason with him, she bites back for a round, and then she tries a different tactic.

“Let me s*** your d***.”

Followed by,

“I want to s*** the skin off your d***.”

Followed by,

“Guys, I want an audience.”

That certainly doesn’t happen every day. Unscripted television indeed.

[To watch the entire episode, go to http://www.mtv.com/videos/real-world-portland-ep-4-new-chick-little-d/1705863/playlist.jhtml#series=2211&seriesId=39982&channelId=1 ]

Mimi