One Tree Hill is on top of current music surprisingly steadily for the demographic of the show. Last week, they reminded us that they love SK6ERS like nobody’s bid’ness and this week they got a band to perform within the episode. Starring Noisettes, a funky Duffy-esque band that happens to be more interesting than the plotline, they have taken a turn toward good music. If they can’t have Leyton, might as well get something worthwhile to retain viewers.
In the wise words of a dramatic Dan Scott “What they see is who you’ll be.” This is proving to be true for Nathan, who Dan will soon exploit, on the cover of Tree Hill tabloids. *sigh* Come on. We’re not going to believe that Nathan Scott is suddenly some big celebrity. There aren’t local tabloids. If there were, they would dishing about Brooke and Julian.
Even worse than Nate and Haley’s marriage buckling are the new soon-to-be divorcees. Quinn and David bored us to death, making us wonder why an ending marriage is still being drawn out over a month’s time. We don’t care. We want to see Brooke get in a catfight with her easy, cheesy spokesgirl. We want to see Victoria go on Dan’s show and betray someone.
Which brings us back to the real question- What do they see in you, Dan Scott? A tool in a suit hiding behind canned lines? Or a tool faking a picture-perfect marriage? Or maybe a tool proud of his morally screwed past? Any way you look at it, great philosopher, you are a tool.
On Gossip Girl, Georgina was pushed out of the scenario about three minutes into this week’s episode and the show would have been looking up if Hilary Duff hadn’t appeared. Playing a Twilight-inspired version of herself, no less. Wow, that is a tough stretch.
Still, we were patiently waiting for things to get better. Blair acting like a whiny high schooler, Vanessa being drier than Rufus Humphrey and everyone being uncharacteristically invited to a movie premiere was getting to be a little much. Yet, without JoAnna Garcia sucking all the air out of the room it seemed to be looking up!
Then Tyra showed up. Trying to act. Trying to act and playing an actress. “Oh, no,” is right.
“Don’t Blame it on the Motorcycle”
Last week, The Hills repeatedly played Paramore music that was released the same day, trying to appeal to an audience that isn’t about to go anywhere. Throw in RS’s favorite, Little Boots, and you have the kind of uninteresting soundtrack that OTH successfully stays away from – congrats!
The entire point of this season seems to be that Kristin is a She-wolf -I’m calling that plug now- and no one can overcome her majestic powers. Right. She makes guys want her by swearing, asking weird questions, and not making eye contact? Try it out, Pity-vote Audrina! You can win him back!
So for the next couple weeks, Kristin will be sinking her claws and teeth into Justin Bobby, a fresh new leftover, proving just what kind of taste she has in men…And how you “shouldn’t mess with her” because she’ll steal your ex just like she was about to anyway? Okay, some people are just a waste of breath.
As for Heidi and Spencer, they bought a house! Well, Spencer bought a house Heidi didn’t like and she was still surprised by his habit but she did have one positive thing to say about it. “I love all the trees and the nature.” There ya go, Spencer! She loves the nature that happens to be outside. It’s not all bad.
Tonight, Kristin will go after her fresh meat, cackle, ride his “motorcycle”, and say something short to one of the girls, which they will debate and stew over for the following fifteen minutes. Just a prediction.
Mimi
He’s Perfect for Me, is the Thing
January 19, 2010 — MimiOne Tree Hill-
The first episode of One Tree Hill of ’10 kicked off with Haley’s tour – exciting, right? Well, it would be if she was any good.
The six-week recap basically reminded us of everything we already saw. And, unfortunately, everything we already knew. Bad-acting central? Oh! OTH must be on!
Julian ran into Brooke, dressed as a warrior/nutcracker mix, at the airport. Enter Alex-ander, guy with the absolute weirdest accent in Tree Hill. Enter Alex, the skanky model that ultimatley won Julian. As you could imagine, neither counterpart of the former-couple are very happy with their sudden company.
Later, Haley played to the least-amused audience ever to be on TV, standing in place, boredly clapping. But, hey, I’m right there depressed with them.
To wrap things up, Julian dumped Brooke. Brooke caved to male Alex. When things were dreadfully boring at the Scott house, enter Taylor, post-many plastic surgeries (or her face shapeshifted.) With Quinn’s ex on her arm, no less. If there was ever one James sister to lose in a freak plane crash right outside the Scott house…Yes, it would be cool if Taylor got hit by a plane. Apparently it happens all the time.
OTH Music-
3 full-length, sucktastic Haley James Scott/Bethany Joy Galeotti/Everly songs and 1 crappy cover later and our most logical viewing options were muting the entire show or pitching the TV out the nearest window. Thanks, Hales. Evidently, free plugs come with paychecks. That explains why Jamie always got to dance so much.
Funhouse just couldn’t even out the Lifehouse, Everly, and straight-from-MTV’s-lineup Vedera we were dealt.
The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love-
“I Should’ve Kissed You”
As it turns out, Elizabeth was not only a tease but a pretty seasoned psycho, too (meaning she flocks to reality shows)! She said things like, “I want you to kiss me, you wanna kiss me, but don’t, wait, I don’t think you should, but do, okay?”
Jake decided she was just too confusing and didn’t like that she was holding out on him. So he sent crazy Elizabeth -and Valishia?- home, just like crazy Michelle. But he did keep that intriguing pizza girl, leaving only two brunettes in the mix.
Any last words, Elizabeth?
“I should’ve kissed you.”
Mimi