One Tree Hill-
“Does That Mean Thank You in Coke-WhoreLand?”
The first episode of One Tree Hill of ’10 kicked off with Haley’s tour – exciting, right? Well, it would be if she was any good.
The six-week recap basically reminded us of everything we already saw. And, unfortunately, everything we already knew. Bad-acting central? Oh! OTH must be on!
Julian ran into Brooke, dressed as a warrior/nutcracker mix, at the airport. Enter Alex-ander, guy with the absolute weirdest accent in Tree Hill. Enter Alex, the skanky model that ultimatley won Julian. As you could imagine, neither counterpart of the former-couple are very happy with their sudden company.
Later, Haley played to the least-amused audience ever to be on TV, standing in place, boredly clapping. But, hey, I’m right there depressed with them.
To wrap things up, Julian dumped Brooke. Brooke caved to male Alex. When things were dreadfully boring at the Scott house, enter Taylor, post-many plastic surgeries (or her face shapeshifted.) With Quinn’s ex on her arm, no less. If there was ever one James sister to lose in a freak plane crash right outside the Scott house…Yes, it would be cool if Taylor got hit by a plane. Apparently it happens all the time.
OTH Music-
3 full-length, sucktastic Haley James Scott/Bethany Joy Galeotti/Everly songs and 1 crappy cover later and our most logical viewing options were muting the entire show or pitching the TV out the nearest window. Thanks, Hales. Evidently, free plugs come with paychecks. That explains why Jamie always got to dance so much.
Funhouse just couldn’t even out the Lifehouse, Everly, and straight-from-MTV’s-lineup Vedera we were dealt.
The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love-
“I Should’ve Kissed You”
As it turns out, Elizabeth was not only a tease but a pretty seasoned psycho, too (meaning she flocks to reality shows)! She said things like, “I want you to kiss me, you wanna kiss me, but don’t, wait, I don’t think you should, but do, okay?”
Jake decided she was just too confusing and didn’t like that she was holding out on him. So he sent crazy Elizabeth -and Valishia?- home, just like crazy Michelle. But he did keep that intriguing pizza girl, leaving only two brunettes in the mix.
Any last words, Elizabeth?
“I should’ve kissed you.”
Mimi
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January 19, 2010 — MimiOne Tree Hill-
The first episode of One Tree Hill of ’10 kicked off with Haley’s tour – exciting, right? Well, it would be if she was any good.
The six-week recap basically reminded us of everything we already saw. And, unfortunately, everything we already knew. Bad-acting central? Oh! OTH must be on!
Julian ran into Brooke, dressed as a warrior/nutcracker mix, at the airport. Enter Alex-ander, guy with the absolute weirdest accent in Tree Hill. Enter Alex, the skanky model that ultimatley won Julian. As you could imagine, neither counterpart of the former-couple are very happy with their sudden company.
Later, Haley played to the least-amused audience ever to be on TV, standing in place, boredly clapping. But, hey, I’m right there depressed with them.
To wrap things up, Julian dumped Brooke. Brooke caved to male Alex. When things were dreadfully boring at the Scott house, enter Taylor, post-many plastic surgeries (or her face shapeshifted.) With Quinn’s ex on her arm, no less. If there was ever one James sister to lose in a freak plane crash right outside the Scott house…Yes, it would be cool if Taylor got hit by a plane. Apparently it happens all the time.
OTH Music-
3 full-length, sucktastic Haley James Scott/Bethany Joy Galeotti/Everly songs and 1 crappy cover later and our most logical viewing options were muting the entire show or pitching the TV out the nearest window. Thanks, Hales. Evidently, free plugs come with paychecks. That explains why Jamie always got to dance so much.
Funhouse just couldn’t even out the Lifehouse, Everly, and straight-from-MTV’s-lineup Vedera we were dealt.
The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love-
“I Should’ve Kissed You”
As it turns out, Elizabeth was not only a tease but a pretty seasoned psycho, too (meaning she flocks to reality shows)! She said things like, “I want you to kiss me, you wanna kiss me, but don’t, wait, I don’t think you should, but do, okay?”
Jake decided she was just too confusing and didn’t like that she was holding out on him. So he sent crazy Elizabeth -and Valishia?- home, just like crazy Michelle. But he did keep that intriguing pizza girl, leaving only two brunettes in the mix.
Any last words, Elizabeth?
“I should’ve kissed you.”
Mimi
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