How Hard Is It To Get A Baby?

On the return of One Tree Hill, I think the last five minutes left many of us asking the same question: “How hard is it to get a baby around these parts?” If Brooke is screwed out of a baby one more time, Haley is going to have to surrogate one and give it to her for Christmas. But c’mon, they did have stupid names picked out.

Austin Nichols (Julian) directed this one, giving us a lot of flashbacks of past seasons. A few more old scenes would have been preferable but they are obviously trying to make it seem like Quinn and Clay have been around forever.

The upside – Augustana music! All new songs from their self-titled album to be released April 26th! Gotta love OTH for the music. Even the old Switchfoot from one of the flashbacks made me smile.

But once again, Brooke doesn’t get the baby. Watch Alex announce she’s pregnant next week.

-Mimi

Greek is the Language of…ABC Family Actually Having Viewers

Gossip Girl-

Well Chuck and Vanessa were basically the last ones holding out against each other; keyword were. 

Gossip Girl Love-Web: Nate’s been with Blair, Serena, Vanessa and Jenny. Chuck’s been with Blair, Jenny and now Vanessa. Dan’s been with Serena (Georgina) and Vanessa. Carter’s been with Blair and Serena. Noticing a pattern? Those sleazy, loose Upper East-Siders! If there were more than 10 people they wouldn’t have to deal with sloppy seconds so much.

OTH-

Show: OTH

Song: Where Love Went Wrong

Band: Augustana

This made my night!!! One Tree Hill is one of the only CW shows with decent music and now there are only 5 episodes left? Thanks. 

Greek News  Cappie News

Cappie, I mean, Greek is back in a flurry of Casey’s undecidedness, Rusty’s constant relocations, what seems like Rebecca’s betrayal and *ugh!* I’m sick of that Max guy. Cappie spending his whole summer watching Full House in its entirety and episodes of Jon and Kate + 8 just adds to his perfection. Jesse McCartney -yes, Rita, you were right- plays a character undecided between the competing fraternities but will in the end, undoubtedly choose Kappa Tau. And it seems the only women attracted to Dale are cougars. Huh.

Mimi