On this week’s Tool Academy, the therapy session kicked off with the tools drawing themselves and their girlfriends also drawing them. Neander Tool’s girl drew him on fire, Angelo drew himself as an ape and Kyle drew…smog. Yeah, he didn’t get the purpose of the task. Then Neander Tool just said what Trina wanted to hear but she wasn’t having it; “Wrong answer.”
Next, the tools and their girls were led into a room with chairs all facing a TV. Kevin said, “Anytime you see a TV, it’s time to take a mental beating.”
But they received more than just a mental beating. Unable to handle criticism, Tommy ran away, Glow Stick Tool screamed at his girl and Kyle and Neander Tool got into it again, all at once. The resident Hugger jumped in and, at last, Trina intervened, saying, “This is your therapist here.”
When Tommy didn’t return right away, Kate was wondering, “Wow. Should I go home right now?”
Then, while Lesley was still out of the room, Glow Stick said how he couldn’t turn a ho into a housewife. He didn’t want her to punch him again so she didn’t get to hear that jab.
Later, Trina still felt the need to bother the tools, like they were all suddenly homies. “Hey, guys,” She chirped, walking into their bedroom, “I’m going to hang with you.”
After the recurring little pep talks, Angelo made the revelation, “I see myself bettering myself.” That was almost just what his therapist wanted to hear.
Needless to say, deadbeat Glow Stick Tool was kicked off and then informed his baby mama that he was not in love with her. Things you’ll only see on Tool Academy.
The Amazing Race 19-
On Amazing Race, Caite and Brent, the models, weren’t feeling very well. Go figure. So they went to the emergency room. But then they were fine. Go figure.
As Brent said, “We were on IVs and such for a few hours.” And such? Really? I wonder where he got that.
Then Jeff got a little too into five card stud, saying things like, “Let’s dance.” And, “I’m bustin’ up this joint.” He was actually doing nothing; not, as it would seem, dancing.
At the next challenge, Brent roped his bull on his second try but then couldn’t open the clue. Yes, that’s excellent coordination.
Meanwhile, Jeff finally exclaimed of he and his teammate/pet, “We’re so stupid! We definitely shouldn’t reproduce!”
Agreed.
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