It’s the End of the World, Cappie

On the season finale of Greek, it was the KT’s End of the World party, where Casey made the moves on Cappie, Dale’s woman made the moves on him while he made the moves on Calvin and Calvin finally made the moves on his roommate. That’s a lot of the same moves.

Cappie turned down Casey and she promptly broke up with Max. Ashley made Frannie realize how pathetic she’s always been and then Frannie basically said she was leaving the show. The direct results from these parts were very win-win.

Casey pouted and Cappie drank on the roof, alone, until Ashley sat down next to him and said, over the noise of the party, “It’s the end of the world, Cappie. What are you gonna do?”

Then it ended!!! What did he do?! It’s about time Cappie & Casey were together again or else this whole past season was a complete waste!

Over on Kendra

(*sigh* No, it hasn’t been cancelled yet.)

The episode started off with Kendra doing an ad or something for Dave and Buster’s; she was distracted by the noises and colors and made the lispy comment of “Forget clotheth! I wanna play video gameth!” She left the shoot in her lingerie, horrifying the prudish assistants and gradually fading into the Go, Kendra! theme song.

The next random thing Kendra did was play basketball with Hank at a charity event, where she was ready to “basket him!” ? He got his football number on his jersey and Kendra, suitably enough, didn’t get a number. Then she talked smack about how great she was at every single sport and “was so unbarassed b’cause I couldn’t make one shot during practice.” Go figure, Kendra! Her teammates hated her and Hank’s team won anyway. Yeah, you really showed him. Mwahahaha!

Filling up the rest of the half hour time slot, Kendra met Hank’s parents out in the countryside of NM. She obsessed about the cows and finally, much to the cow’s apparent dismay, got to milk one.

Kendra’s featured quote of the week: I always thought if you milked a cow long enough other stuff would come out. I was wrong. It’s only milk.

That’s what the Girls Next Door viewers thought of you, Kendra! What a coincidence!

Mimi