Naomi’s $#!t and Nany’s Hookups They Should’ve Shown

Real World’s $hit They Should Have Shown is a collection of funny moments and things the viewing audience never needed to have seen [i.e, the exact bowel movements of roommate Naomi]. Maybe Nany was also clutching onto her last bit of pride and had exhaled a sigh of relief once the season was over. Oh, no, no, no. Apparently, besides being weasel-faced Adam’s plaything, she also hooked up with every girl in the house.

Nevertheless, there were definitely a few scenes they should have shown. Like when Cookie beat up Dustin for the second time over her stuffed bunny, in a shuffle that pushed him in and out of the closet. Hmm. Or when Mike dressed up as Leroy for Halloween, but was mistaken by everyone in Vegas as a racist. And the raw chicken. That was an unnecessary but wholly entertaining moment. Guess you are doing the dishes, Mike!

 

In the meantime we’ll have Challenge: Rivals to watch, where I’m assuming Lee does not kill Adam, considering he was present for all the follow-up Real World shows, but we can only hope. Additionally, Mike sure is campaigning for his own show with Lee on MTV so we’ll see how that turns out. Can’t be any worse than the Skins disaster.

 

Mimi

Goodbye, Las Vegas

A wedding, a death, and a so-so guitar. Who would think this would be the perfect recipe for the Real World Las Vegas finale? After months of despising certain roommates for being self-destructive, manipulative, or downright scumbags, the finale (involving no arguing whatsoever) made us actually like the cast in their last hour of fame.

Leroy experienced loss of a close friend and his “BFF” Mike walked him around and consoled him before he flew back home, only to return to Vegas for a day, to handle his business. We actually got to see the human side of the biggest player in the house, something we never would have seen out of weaselly Adam.

Meanwhile, Heather and Dustin markered on a guitar to be raffled off for charity and Dustin called it their baby. Yeah. What a winner. But wait! Mouse-faced Dustin is also very easily confused. He sauntered into their bathroom and Cooke and Naomi were painting each other. Cooke and Naomi are blue, Dustin says like a robot. Yes, Dustin, they’re blue. Cooke and Naomi are blue. Cooke and Naomi are blue. He was told that if he said things three times, a sexy wizard would give him some fabulous red slippers.

The whole time, Naomi was trying to convince Mike to marry her while they were still in Vegas. Yes, of all people, Mike would be the least likely to go along with something like this, including all the other girls. He fought her on it, and told her he liked Nany’s nice, straight hair, both of which made her whine. Finally, finally, *finally* after many days of pleading, Mike proposed to Naomi with a Ring Pop. And they did get [fake] married.

Mike proposes to Naomi with a ring pop.

Mike also progressed in other ways during his stay in Vegas. Besides befriending the intimidating guy in the house, and no longer reading his prayer to his dates, by the end, he was ready to get a tattoo, go to a strip club with his nemesis, Dustin, and get fake married. What more could you ask for!

Then the roommates were deeply depressed to be leaving and the moustistic guy decided to drag all their mattresses on top of the bowling lanes for a slumber party. Cookie whimpered that she didn’t want to go because she was just becoming friends with everyone. And everyone ignored her sadness. Well how bad had it really been between them?

Cooke's drawing of how she felt the first week in the 'Real World' suite. 

Nany announced as they were leaving, and Moustin was admiring his and Heather’s “child”, that they would all return to Vegas a week later. All the roommates went bankrupt 1 week and 1 day later.

Mimi

Vacation Vacation

Real World, Wind In The Willows season:

Well, Moustin finally admitted it, calling Mike “the biggest weasel ever.” No, Whiskers, you are the biggest weasel ever.

Long Tailed Weasel

Then the roommates were treated to a vacation on top of their vacation, personal concierge and all. As if they had worked so hard for it and the Hard Rock was just like living in the slums. Since Naomi couldn’t swim, she whined, “I can’t take this, I can’t take this.”

So Dustin took Mike’s legitamite advice as a harsh slight; got drunk, and threw his fists around. He tried to fight Mike Mike, who really wasn’t up for the fight but they wrassled for a while, that is, until Cooke slammed mouseboy to the floor.

Dustin decided Mike would soon miss their strong friendship, consisting of his hairstyling abilities…Nope. Mike’s doing alright and Moustin got to see those schoolchildren. That makes some happy critters.

Mimi