What a Lousy Matchmaker

she got all quiet and weird. like a chick.

On The Hills,

It was a total coincidence that the cameramen could be with Kristin while she called Brody and with Brody while he acknowledged the call and didn’t pick up – at the most oppurtune moment! Then Brody went on to tell the new girl, and the viewing audience, that he and Kristen used to go out five years ago. A little intense on the first date, Brody, or just crumbling to your suggested plotline?

Brody went to Charlie for manlike consolation and, in the process, reminded Charlie that he was a creepy old guy. Implying that Charlie is a loser? Now who would believe that!

Meanwhile, Stephanie said how she was ready for a guy, since she was sober, relatively stable, and had cut Heidi and Spencer out of her life. Then Lo found a guy to set her up with and she agreed. And then she told Audrina she didn’t know if the timing was right. Um, your life isn’t about to get any less complicated any time soon. You’re still directly related to Spencer Pratt. 

So Lo took Stephanie on a date. And there were a couple guys there. She told her what to wear and made a big deal about introducing her to her date, but only as a ruse. She wanted all of her special friend’s attention! She screeched, “Stephanie, you’re dating a model!” at her friend, a minute after they ordered drinks, when, really, she was talking to her more than…what was his name again? Then Lo said she liked what was happening and her boyfriend was the one to point out things were getting weird. She signaled she was going to the bathroom and Stephanie agreed begrudgingly. Of course she needed more alone time! Going on dates with icky boys is just no fun.

Brody decided yet again that the way to get someone’s attention and dominate in a conversation is by saying the same thing six times in a row at rapid speed. It didn’t work since Kristin still told him to shut up. I second that. Shut up, Brody.

Mimi