Oh My God That Britney’s Famous (Still)

A whistling baby, whistling dogs, and Brit flashing a little kid. I’m left wondering what she’s on and why I kind of want some.

I Wanna Go is her third single off Femme Fatale and the most promising of her 12-song comeback. The style of the song (techno/autotune) regretfully fits seamlessly into today’s music and Britney knows just which strings to pull. Almost as if she’s returned to her middle school playground to reclaim her turf.

The line “be a little inappropriate / ’cause you know that everybody’s thinking it” is showing her need to break free. Again. Overdone, with some sort of Thriller zombie twist, the video is a bit baffling. Britney has already explained her want to escape, through and through. Piece of Me? If U Seek Amy? (You Drive Me) Crazy? I guess she just happens to have the angsty/wild/tortured formula down.

Yes, it’s bizarre. Yes, it’s pointless. But it’s Britney, b*tch. It will still make its way onto video charts and millions of viewers will agree that the guy in the plastic crown is “cool.”

Nevertheless, with 3.3 million views in just one day, this reigning Pop Princess is doing something right.

Mimi