Music.
First off, like I sayed, Black Kids is officially the new craze! Partie Traumatic featured on Gossip Girl, INGTYBHTDWY on The Hills and Hurricane Jane on 90210. Too bad I’ve been inot them for months and therefore everyone (notice I didn’t say everybody?) else loses. Then again it’s hard to be as much of a music junkie as I am. 90210 also featured EBE but that is not enough to make the show “cool” or interesting.
Gossip Girl
Nate and Jenny will be so cute for their 3 or so episodes of coupledom! If you don’t think about the 8-ish year difference between the actors…What’s stopping Dan and Vanessa from finally tying the serious relationship knot? Serena has obviously moved on in a heartbeat. As for Chuck and Blair? Those two are permanently bad news.
One Tree Hill
The entire cast showed up for Nathan’s slam-ball game except for Grandma+Skills and Grampa Dan. Where could they possibly have been that was more important than Nathan’s slam-ball game???
On the subject of Lucas’s maybe-movie production Brooke remarked that she wanted Natalie Portman to play her but Lucas pointed out that it takes place in HS. “Does this mean you’re getting some snot from the CW? Eh. At least they’re hot.” Don’t pat yourself on the back too much, Sophia. Later in the show she asked Nathan “Since when do you have Owen’s back?” “Since he’s standing right next to me.”
This is what will happen on the next episode: Hailey gets really mad at Sam for stealing Jamie and being a bad influence, possibly with an angry white-girl threat thrown in; Peyton tells Luke not to make his movie and he’s hurt by it since she made up a different excuse than the truth; Owen and Millie help Brooke brainstorm on the 2nd Mrs. Scott wedding gown.
One last thing. You sick show! Stop making Jamie visit Q’s gravesite!
The Hills
The bar scene went something like this:
Cameron: “I’m gonna take Brody outside and have a word with him about you.”
*Stephanie smiles*
*Brody shows up, draping himself on Lauren, no less*
S. (Simpleton) Pratt: “Weren’t you gonna talk to Brody?”
Brody: “Why isn’t homie talking to me?”
Far-off Spencer voice: “He didn’t talk to Brody?”
Cameron: “Uh. Brody big. You not worth it.”
*Simpleton cries*
S. Pratt: “You don’t even speak in full sentences!”
Meanwhile, Justin reassured Audrina so she would stay with him and dump Cory.
JB: “I’ll maybe be there for you like 7% of the time I guess, ya know?”
Audrina: “Well, OK. You’re such a charmer.”
*The colorful Pac-Man people chomp all the fruit out of Audrina’s empty mind*
Greek News Cappie News
This is the last week of Cappie News, since the show has been canned indefinitely.
The Good and Bad Qualities of Cappie:
Good- Says adorable things to get his way or get out of trouble.
Bad- Makes pledges “Bob for hairballs.”
Good- Gives you advice as your “friend” when you ask for it.
Bad- Said advice is leaving your boyfriend.
Good- Cappie is hot.
Bad- Cappie is not so bright.
ANTM.
Sheena was sent home this week on ANTM for being, well, Sheena. Elena was spared because she provides all the dramatic, evil cattiness for the rest of the season, which is hard to come by with twelve-year-old peacekeeper Analeigh there. Sam had been on the same page with her in the beginning of the episode but was “100 pages away” by the end. Maybe if she joined their giggly bathtub party she would be accepted. The Tyra decided to make a big fuzz over Sam’s outift, tugging here and there and making her look like an exotic dancer who had just been chased by a pack of wolves but mainly ’cause she wanted to frisk her. And Marjorie did awkward, nervous, meek, muttery, hunched-over things as usual.
Mimi
