Baby Borrowers will not be returning

The Baby Borrowers had a horrendous finale informing us that nearly all the couples broke up after filming and one of the old women featured on that very episode passed away. Morgan and Daton attepted yet another go at their relationship but, yep, broke up, too. Uh, thanks? Well, if there’s a season two and you really hate your boyfriend or girlfriend then sign up right away! ‘Cause those spots are aren’t going fast.

Mimi

What happened to the beautiful hair?

After staring at a waving woman in red for ten minutes, Augustana performed their second release; I Still Ain’t Over You on The Early Show this morning. They were great, as usual, but it was very noticeable that Jared cut his hair. I repeat, he cut his hair. :( Don’t any of the rest of you even think about it!

Mimi

Breaking News!

This week, the charismatic friend on The Secret Life of an American Teenager (I only watched for, like, ten minutes to come up with a quick insult or two) told Amy straight up what she needed to do – yay! reading lines is easy! - and the blond cheerleader tried to defend herself in a bad neighborhood on camera before hugging a -gasp- shirtless guy, I think; this part didn’t make much sense… 

American Gladiators has proven to maintain its high level of entertainment. Two weeks ago, Alejandro was os magificent and this week a certain crybaby got scared of the new Gladiator, Beast-man, and faked a pinkie sprain or something forcing the deaf competitor to continue the second half with his meager 7 points and lose to a fairy.

The Kardashians lost on Celebrity Family Feud because Kim hesitated on smacking her buzzer, pretending she honestly didn’t know where a bad place to wake up after a night of partying would be. We don’t belive you, Kim. We were informed that there is apparently a “Courtney Kardashian.” Yeah, I know. Surprise. Without butt-implants or a couple minutes of jail time, who cares! Though, Al Roker had to try to back up a “club” being somewhere you wouldn’t want to wake up…Wait a second. Wouldn’t you start out at a club? Just let Pilar or Jr. answer the questions, ‘kay?

Harry Smith felt up Amanda Peet’s legs on The Early Show and she giggled along; secretly devising the best escape route. I, for one, won’t be surprised by that restraining order. Still, she covered her ankles instead of her legs on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson so I think she’s not too fond of her leg/ankle region altogether. Maybe instead of a restraining order, she’ll just beat up Harry…

Mimi

Mith Univerth ith Venethuela!

Next on the Kardashian family reunion -er- was that Miss Universe? Here’s a recap: Miss South Africa was drunkand disoriented, that Vietnamese guy didn’t know where to wave, the guy in the white suit was determined to be on TV, Mel B. changed her wardrobe 3 times in the first half-hour and as a result, had to wear her white dress for the remainder of the show…USA’s dog-girl fell down and tripped a few times in her evening gown, still scoring over Miss Italy.

And I’d like to know, “Hey, Roberto Cavalli, when is a question truly innapropriate?”

Mimi

The Bachelorette Finale

DeAnna chose Jesse in the final rose ceremony! Even though he probably hurled beforehand… Little man Chris Harrison tried to make DeAnna feel worse in the Bachelorette special Dragging This Out As Far As We Can, by having Jason confront her (and re-hashing her brief fascination for Graham) but that couldn’t even burst her happy bubble. Yay DeAnna!

Best wishes to you both, here at southiejustinjustinsouth and co.

Mimi