Augustana making the rounds

Augustana was on Live with Regis and Kelly Monday, and let’s just say Reeg and Bimbo were acting especially brain-damaged.

After the performance they go in for the kill.

Reeg says “And this from the guy who failed his music class. Where was that?”

Dan says, “Just a tiny, little school in Illinois.”

“You’re originally from Illinois?”

“No, I’m from California. The band met in Illinois.”

“Right. So you’re from Illinois. How does it feel?”

“Well, failing didn’t feel so good.”

“Now this is one awesome magazine cover.” *holds up album cover to the camera*

“It’s a CD cover, Reeg.” Bimbo corrects him, “We’re a little stupid.”

“But wouldn’t you want to run into these five guys in the woods?”

“I know I would.” Bimbo agrees in a creepy voice.

*John laughs at them for being dumb* “What are you scoffing at back there?” Reeg whines. Back there really means “all the way back there” as JV and South are shoved in a corner.

After the break, Reeg introduces their next song “I ain’t still ain’t over you”

“No, Reeg. It’s I Still Ain’t Over You.”

Dan seemed a little miserable having to tolerate them the entire time. The look on his face screamed “I don’t want to talk to you.”

Well, you guys were great…

Mimi

All the Finales

The Season Finales started when Whitney won this cycle of ANTM. It was very refreshing for a “plus-sized” girl to not only be taken seriously, but to win.

SNL had a very funny American Red Cross CPR skit where Andy Samberg was killed in the process…once again. He’s their favorite person to kill on the show. Usher came in and said something along the lines of “CPR can be fun but it can kill someone.” *thumbs-up*

Desperate Housewives ended with Katherine shooting her ex, Bratty Scavo Child being sent off to live with grandma and grandpa, Gaby and Carlos’ drug dealer tenant also getting shot, Susan naming her baby Meenard (or Meynard or Meinerd or however that ridiculous name is spelled), and Bree…Nah, Bree was rather boring. They had a short flash-forward in the last five minutes showing Susan with yet another man, Lynette’s twins getting into more trouble, Bree looking as washed-out as a live corpse, and Gaby being a dumpy “mommy”. Good grief.

Gossip Girl ended with Serena and Dan breaking up, Blair and Chuck hooking up, Vanessa and Nate breaking off whatever short-lived thing they had, then S and N maybe dating and D and V maybe dating sometime in the future, then B flirting with the help before she really dates C at all. Not to mention C’s wandering eye. So basically, all the maybe-couples will cheat on each other the first chance they get. I sure hope B can behave herself on that jet… At least we know for sure that Lily and Rufus had a fling the day before her wedding but she’s married and he’s not over her and she loves him but they’re not together maybe? This was too confusing. Why can’t Gossip Girl just spell it out for us?

The Bachelorette premiered last night. DeAnna Pappas, the most humiliated woman on reality TV who publicly got her heart broken and the clip set on instant replay for the next six months, agreed to her own dating show. Although, she sent home the moppy-headed guy who was the only young, cute one (of 25) so now I’m not interested.  

We’ll all (the 12 of us who watch the show, anyway) be waiting for the “Luke, I am your father” moment tonight on the Season Finale of Reaper where Sam finds out the Devil is his dad…Yeah. Cause that makes sense. Not.

Until we meet again over someone doing something outrageously stupid,

Mimi

Gossip Girl!

Gossip Girl has dumped out its most thrilling episodes ever. First, Serena’s brother is gay and dating Serena’s boyfriend’s sister’s boyfriend. Yeah. As if that’s not screwed up. Little J has given up fighting for social status with B and remembered the people who actually care about her. The episode ended with S saying “I killed someone” and the next episode is downright scary. Chuck (not gay, sorry dude!), Nate, and Blair join forces to help a drunken Serena. Dan arrives and asks “Don’t you all hate each other?” Which comes in at a close third to “evening up Chuck’s other eye” and “my pleasure” to disposing of naughty toys. Chuck, Nate, and Blair console her by reminding her they’re all bad people. Just Chuck a little more so… All that’s left is to battle Georgina. I doubt she can take C and B even if she lied to gullibly sweet Dan. Everyone sort of forgot that S cheated on D and that’s bad. The season finale should be awesome and no one will pass on her own opinion better than me. ;)

In other news, the Sleazy Bachelor chose Shayne in the finale. What a surprise! I bet no one was expecting that!

On the 2-hour return of American Gladiators (the best show ever) they had a one-legged man competing against a two-legged man and amazingly, the two-legged man won. It was very sad and very bad judgement watching this pathetic guy struggle to get up the travelator until they finally stopped it for him.

On Top Model, Dominique The Transvestite was finally sent home! Yay!

Mimi