Gossip Girl:
This week was made up of Things We Don’t About Serena and lots of SAT prep for these twenty-somethings.
Nate was attracted to Vanessa in an odd turn of events, like two leftovers striking up conversation in the back of the fridge; as was pointed out when Dan and Blair stared at the two of them in disbelief. Well, yeah, it’s pretty hard to believe!
So much for Chuck being the sexy bad boy. I bet a pack of Twizzlers they turn him gay next week. Alas! After dozens of girls, he never had a chance.
The Bachelor Pre-Finale Pre-catfight Final Two show:
The final two should really be Shayne and that sexy turtle. After all, he was closer to it than to Chelsea and it was getting him hot. Or he likes that Chelsea could maybe, possibly learn to tolerate him and not hate him so much one day. But holding hands is out of the question.
“When I heard you open up it was like music to my eyes.” Sleazy Bachelor muttered ignorantly to Amanda M., “And I knew then I would send you home.”
Amanda Meep couldn’t even leave with a shred of dignity. “Well, like, I’m really shocked like. Like, you’re a total like jerk! I like hate you, Sleazy Bachelor, like so much. Chelsea doesn’t even like, like you like I, like like… like you. I like wish you would like die.
That’s okay, Meepie. You like made your point.
Mimi
