It’s baaack!

Amanda, Miss Meep herself, took sleazy Bachelor to meet her fake-parents because her real parents were dull. Deep down he did enjoy the 50-something woman violating his face, and so we get to enjoy Amanda’s roadrunner sound for at least one more week. Holla.

There was a very awkward scene in the week’s episode (singular? dang it!) of The Hills, where Lauren, Audrina, Stephanie, Heidi, and Justin were all sitting at the same table, except Lauren was whispering to Stephanie, Audrina was talking to Heidi and Heidi was talking to Justin. It was totally weird and I think Audrina should watch her back… Yeah, we totally want you to move in with us, Audrina…so we can criticize your stoner boyfriend, Heidi, and anyone else you bring home. *Lauren and Lo smile angelically* Did anyone else notice Lauren had grapefruit for breakfast while Audrina had grapefruit and some delicious cat? It’s a sign.

Nick Lachey showed up on the lame Fresh Takes miniseries and was just as bad as acting as the rest of the gang. I guess Alicia Keys wanted us to appreciate her music more considering her lack of acting skills. The only reason anyone watches that garbage in the first place is since we’re already watching the scandalous new episode of the Hills.

On One Tree Hill (different hills), Brooke says “I’m gonna be a mom.” in the first ten minutes which was when I tuned out. Wow. That was a spoiler. Come on. Who really watches the show to catch more than a few minutes of hunky Chad, anyway? 

But none of those really mater because Gossip Girl is baaaaack!!! Little Jenny Humphrey got in a lot of trouble when she stole a dress from her fake-friend’s mom’s closet and traded it for a cheap one at a shady thrift store. Then she calls Nate and asks him for $8,000 and he pretends like it’s a lot of money he doesn’t have, as if we’ll believe that…Manhattan’s elite?? How does not having $8,000 to spare make someone elite? My point exactly. Actually, come to think of it, he was probably saving that money for his sacred pot. Blair stole the show again which only makes us love to hate or love to love her more. I’m not quite sure on which, yet. After little J was grounded she snuck out to go cuddle up with Nate on her birthday, and who can blame her? He’s one gorgeous hunk of man. Unfortunately, Vanessa was absent, probably since B was already stirring up enough trouble on her own. I would like nothing more than N and J to start dating but he realizes how much younger she is…Though it would be funny for Miss Socialite van der Woodsen to be related to Chuck and Nate. That would be sick.

Mimi