Here was how the week went for television:
Saturday: SNL was very funny and Ashton did a good job (at least better than Christopher Walken reading his lines and never making eye contact with anyone). Death by Chocolate and The Mellow Show were my favorites of the night.
Sunday: Desperate Housewives’ first episode in something like three months was a letdown. It was an hour of boredom about Bree and Lynette going to church.
Huge-lipped Daisy yacked on the season finale of Rock of Love 2 which only made Bret want to suck face with her even more.
Monday: The Bachelor girls were having a really good time complimenting themselves; saying how kind and generous, etc, etc, they were but that didn’t stop Sleazy Bachelor from sending home the girl who was bad at everything. Aww.
On The Hills, Heidi wanted to “smash” Spencer’s “face in” so basically nothing’s new there. And now they’re finally broken up for real, I think, maybe? Weren’t they already? No, wait. They were on vacation. That’s right.
During Dancing with the Stars weird noises kept coming our of Carrie-Ann’s mouth so she must have traded off with Samantha Harris this week, even though we can all still tell she’s struggling to speak coherently.
Tuesday: One fat loser was sent home on Hell’s Kitchen while one fat loser remains on Beauty and the Geek. I guess Randy should have studied even though “that book was stupid.”
Wednesday: Bubbly Stacy-Ann was sent home (and dis-invited to Rome) on ANTM because she had become predictable and safe and Fatima was given a second chance, only since Tyra didn’t want to seem completely evil, as Fatima was about to lose either way. Unfortunately, Dominique the Drag Queen wasn’t paddled enough for forgetting the designer’s name but I’m sure Dominique knew what Dominique was saying all along and Dominique actually meant to say that.
Mimi
